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The lady answers it. I just ran over your cat. But we have a dog and two cats. I hope you like them. The policeman pulls him over.


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A neighbour called his owner and asked what was happening. The owner said, 'Well, I had him fixed today, and he's going around cancelling all his engagements. A peeping tom. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

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How do you know when your cat's done cleaning herself? She's smoking a cigarette. Q. What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? Q. What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?